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Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered the garlic shrimp pasta, but it's not good."
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. May I ask what you didn't like about it?"
Customer: "I don't like shrimp
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Me: "That's weird. We should still have twenty more lunch sacks. [Coworker]? Is there another box of lunches on the bus?"
Coworker: "Huh? Oh no, that was all that I requested."
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notalwaysright_feedRead Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30
Customer: "The machine isn't dispensing ice!"
Me: "We know. A repair guy was called, but he's not here yet. In the meantime, there's a bowl next to the soda fountain, so you can still get ice."
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Brother-In-Law: "I'm dyslexic."
Mother-In-Law: "He was dyslexic. Now he’s in college!"
Me: "You can’t get into college with dyslexia? What did the healer do?"
Mother-In-Law: "He said we have to rub the right side of his head for ten minutes, then the left."
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The next free National Parks admission day will here before you know it. I'm very happy to see these no-fee days returning for another year. These annual freebie events go great with our free state highway maps list!
So get out there, breathe in some fresh air, and report back to me how relaxing and peaceful it is. Just don't take your family! I went with mine last year and long story short, they left me behind. Unfortunately for them, I'm like one of those cool dogs from a Reader's Digest story and I walked all the way home in just under a week.
Of course the Narcissist In Chief made things a little worse this time around. 🙄 Here are the stupid changes made at his behest:
I've written about these free National Park Admission days since they debuted in 2009 and the numbers are finally in. Hiffers love them! Maybe you could even end up like Mikah Meyer and visit all 419 National Park Service sites! It only took him 3 years. 😂
If you can't make it out to your local National Park, you can do the next best thing and read up on some parks! Sure, it's not the same as actually visiting, but it has significantly fewer mosquitoes and poison ivy patches.
All rights reserved, this post was originally published by Hey, It's Free! as Free 2026 National Parks Admission Dates – Next is May 25!.
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If you live near one of the 300+ Chicken Salad Chick locations, then be sure to stop by on Thursday, January 22, for a free scoop of Classic Carol chicken salad! This freebie can be redeemed all day long through dine-in, carryout, and drive-thru services with no purchase necessary.
Their press release announced this promo. They now say it's to honor “Guest Appreciate Day,” but previous year's announcements stated this freebie was to celebrate the company's 18th birthday. Either way, this is a much better present than what my friends smuggled me on my 18th, which was a bottle of peppermint Schnapps that unbeknownst to us was filled with pink Listerine. On the bright side, we all had very fresh breath the next morning!
All rights reserved, this post was originally published by Hey, It's Free! as Free Chicken Salad Chick on January 22, 2026.
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We’re on a very crowded bus in Nice, and my spouse starts hyperventilating. I start giving her a massage to calm her down. A man, jokingly, demands in French:
Man: "Est-ce que je le-recevrai?" *Could I get one?*
notalwaysright_feedRead That’s How Californians Roll
Customer: "I want the California rolls, but without the crab."
Me: "So, did you want the veggie rolls?"
Customer: "No, I want the California rolls, but without the crab."
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The first time Maddie jumped on my back, I said:
Me: "Hey! That's dangerous! If you jump me by surprise, I could fall and hurt you!"
Maddie would just laugh and run off.
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March 25th, 2026: Last night I went to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE on the strength of the recommendation of your friend and mine CHIP ZDARSKY and I gotta say, I haven't had a more fun time at the theatre in a long time! You may consider this a recommendation - go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE! – Ryan | ||
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KFC's Hot & Spicy Wings are marinated and double-breaded with its Extra Crispy breading. Prices vary, but six wings are normally $8.49 near me in Los Angeles, while 20 wings are $24.99.
Other national deals at KFC right now include:
Photo via KFC.
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The new drink features the chain's signature slush blended with vanilla soft serve, cinnamon-spiced horchata syrup, and strawberries.
The Strawberry Horchata Cream Slush is only available in a 20-oz size for a suggested price of $3.99 at participating locations nationwide.
Photo via Sonic.
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Caller: "I don't want to wear my hearing aid. Talk loud, please."
Me: *As loud as I can.* "How can I help you?"
Caller: "Who am I calling?"
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Me: "Hey, how can I help you today?"
Happy: "So, it's pretty silly, but can you stop my PC honking at me?"
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